Oh nos! P@rn!

Things I find amusing about work #152: Gestapo content filters that catch completely inane data and deny you access to them.

For instance, consider for a moment the following picture from a recent post:

The picture above¹ does not load at work and if you click on it (an action that would normally take you to a new page with a larger version of the picture), you see the following:

Access Denied (content_filter_denied)

Your request was denied because of its content categorization: "Adult/Sexually Explicit"

Needless to say I've been visiting this picture everyday in hopes that my system will get locked down for accessing "naughty" material and I'll be summoned before a tribunal and called to account for my perverted sins. At which point I'll show them a printout of the offending material, mock their lame content filtering system and call them to account for such a colossal waste of time and resources.

I will then probably be fired, but only because I'll be sitting before the tribunal naked.

-Dave

¹The Nikifor and Zniwa paintings have also been censored.