Where we been at?

After over a month of silence, I have decided to bring our longest Blog drought ever to an end. I've been telling myself for several weeks now, "Tomorrow. Tomorrow I'll start a post." Tonight I told myself, "Enough is enough. Now is the time. This is the place. We Blog!"

I'm sure I'm paraphrasing from about half-a-dozen movies there, but that's okay. Hollywood has enough to worry about with the writers' strike. Maybe if I come up with more hackneyed lines like the one above, write in some gratuitous violence and a hint of sex, I can get a job as a Hollywood writer. I hear they're hiring and their standards are lower than ever¹.

It's late and I'm tired, so I will make this a brief post and leave you with three thoughts:

1. We're back, honkies.
   
2. As you read this, someone, somewhere, is eating chocolate.
   
3. Wha?

-Dave

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¹I know, I know. That's not saying much.